Meet The Team
The biggest and baddest of the Installation 01 crew. Having been chained to their desks in the development dungeon, some have even been slaving away since the days when the maps looked like Play-Doh. Respect their authority.
The back-bone of the entire project. In truth, the programmers are a race of hyperintelligent megabeings who are simply taking advantage of their apparent skills to lull our leaders into a false sense of security. Soon, the universe will be crushed in a gauntlet of steel. A gauntlet worn without mercy, by the programmers.
3D Art & Models
Most of the game is three dimensional, and these are the kool guys (and girls) that make that happen. They even get to spell kool with a 'K' which as everyone knows, is pretty hip. Other losers have to use plain old "cool."
2D & Concept Art
Paint me like one of your French girls. Then the 3D guys can turn me into a hot French model. This section also includes the people who texture gray blobs so Installation 01 looks less like 1998 and more like 2004.
User Interface & Experience
Do you like to experience beautiful menus that definitely aren't designed to exploit nostalgia? Us too. That's why we have these guys making that happen. There's extra guys watching them to ensure they're as unnostalgic as possible. We wouldn't want that in our game.
If you don't know what animations are you might not be the brightest crayon in the shed. Our animations are as smooth as Bean's moves with that Spanish girl. Rig it, twist it, frame it, tween it. Bop it!
Music & Sound
Can you hear me? What about now? How about now? These talented guys put those vibrations in your earholes. We actually have Marty O'Donnell's father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate on the team. His stuff is just as good as the original, we promise.
The interwebs have been around for awhile now, and it's standard practice to have something that looks pretty. Sometimes you "borrow" and build on top of designs that were created by a legendary game studio. We wouldn't know anything about that. When something breaks, forward your complaints to these 8-legged creatures.
Do you relate to this man? You should. He's actually your father, and he's back from the liquor store. Behind the scenes he's been watching, waiting. Doing public and relational things.